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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,523rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,262nd Nicest Citizens: 6,789th
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The Miltonia

Population5.415 billion

CapitalSan Miguel
LeaderPresident Milton Garay

Currencymiltonon
AnimalBoxihuahua

The AD SPACE AVAILABLE of The Miltonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Milton Garay with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.415 billion miltonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Miguel. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient miltonian economy, worth 712 trillion miltonons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 131,559 miltonons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Miltonia's national animal is the Boxihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Miltonia is ranked 22,681st in the world and 23rd in APSIA for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,262ndNicest Citizens: 6,789thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,410thMost Inclusive: 7,743rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,670thMost Cultured: 10,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,355thLowest Crime Rates: 14,171stSafest: 14,680thMost Influential: 15,180thMost Developed: 15,380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,551stMost Stationary: 15,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,892ndMost Pacifist: 16,358thHealthiest Citizens: 16,389th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : The Miltonia altered its national flag.
  • : The Miltonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : The Miltonia changed its national motto to "Call +134 (085)-351-9806 to rent available ad space.".
  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miltonia, herbal teas are only consumed by hipsters who want to look marginal.

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