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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,369th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,598th Most Avoided: 7,526th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Milk at your own risk
Chuck Aegis
Influence
Powerbroker
Director of the Armed Forces
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Milky Boi

Population1.037 billion

CapitalGeorge Lopez's CGI Nightmare
LeaderChuck Aegis

CurrencyMilk
AnimalAnimal that produces Milk

The Empire of The Milky Boi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chuck Aegis with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.037 billion Milky Bois are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of George Lopez's CGI Nightmare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Milky Boian economy, worth 126 trillion Milks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 122,223 Milks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 562,621 per year while the poor average 16,080, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, cute fluffy little Chuck Aegises are increasingly popular exotic pets, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and online tourism reviews of The Milky Boi are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Milky Boi's national animal is the Animal that produces Milk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Milky Boi is ranked 135,651st in the world and 6th in United Fascist Federation for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,369thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,598thMost Avoided: 7,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,562ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,299thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,025thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,381stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,846thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,865thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,270thLargest Retail Industry: 10,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,715thMost Conservative: 13,940thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,013thLargest Mining Sector: 15,634th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Milky Boi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, online tourism reviews of The Milky Boi are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, cute fluffy little Chuck Aegises are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Chuck Aegis.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Milky Boi, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.

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