The Capitalist Democracy of The Military State of the Galapagos is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wilson Vaughan with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.375 billion Galapagosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oversight. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Military State of the Galapagosian economy, worth 852 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 194,747 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches), students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Military State of the Galapagos's national animal is the Galapagos Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Military State of the Galapagos is ranked 285,304^th in the world and 11^th in GA IS DANK for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.07 on the Bus Surprisal Index.