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Largest Black Market: 769th Highest Crime Rates: 959th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,327th
The Grand Khanate of
Democratic Socialists
Real Men Live in Yurts!
Khan Garry II
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Militarized Stoners

Population18.225 billion

CapitalLOCATION REDACTED
LeaderKhan Garry II
FaithNarcofascism

CurrencyAK-47
AnimalHoney Badger

The Grand Khanate of The Militarized Stoners is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khan Garry II with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.225 billion Stoners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LOCATION REDACTED. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stoner economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion AK-47s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,583 AK-47s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Stoner resumés, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in LOCATION REDACTED, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Militarized Stoners's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narcofascism.

The Militarized Stoners is ranked 169,085th in the world and 12th in The Crown Federation of Recon for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -18.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 769thHighest Crime Rates: 959thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,327thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,862ndFattest Citizens: 1,902ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,206thRudest Citizens: 3,131stMost Avoided: 3,669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,948thMost Stationary: 6,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,243rdLargest Populations: 6,578thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,307thMost Cultured: 12,586thMost Influential: 12,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,967thNudest: 15,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,985th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in LOCATION REDACTED.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Stoner resumés.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in The Militarized Stoners, hospitals in The Militarized Stoners are too busy serving the needs of The Crown Federation of Recon to see Stoners.

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