The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.639 billion Mightieses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,533 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,023 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,023,503 per year while the poor average 43,476, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.
All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging The Mightiest Hyena's life, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mighty Hyena was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : The Mighty Hyena endorsed The krunduka empire.
- : The Mighty Hyena was endorsed by The Dictatorship Commonwealth of Oresland.
- : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Mighty Hyena was endorsed by The krunduka empire.
- : The Mighty Hyena endorsed Laturb.
- : The Mighty Hyena endorsed The Dictatorship of Balrog.
- : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Largest Mining Sector.
- : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.