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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 779thLargest Insurance Industry: 853rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 981st
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Laugh at you.....
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mighty Hyena

Population24.904 billion

CapitalHilariousness
LeaderThe Mightiest Hyena
FaithCult of the Mightiest Hyena

Currencylaughin
Animalhyena

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.904 billion Mightieses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 6,852 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,156 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,620,419 per year while the poor average 21,720, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 981st in the world and 8th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,940.53 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 779thLargest Insurance Industry: 853rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 981stHighest Economic Output: 997thLowest Crime Rates: 1,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,400thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,523rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,718thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,861stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,886thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,914thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,247thHighest Average Incomes: 2,555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,147thFattest Citizens: 3,424thLargest Populations: 3,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,058thLargest Black Market: 4,107thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,910thLargest Governments: 5,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,451stSmartest Citizens: 5,702ndMost Secular: 5,706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,522ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,018thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,039thMost Influential: 7,054thMost Developed: 8,725thMost Efficient Economies: 8,924thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,729thTop
10%
Safest: 10,631stLargest Retail Industry: 11,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,472ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,295thRudest Citizens: 19,773rd
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10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Safest.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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