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Most Efficient Economies: 880th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,054th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,106th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Laugh at you.....
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mighty Hyena

Population19.281 billion

CapitalHilariousness
LeaderThe Mightiest Hyena
FaithCult of the Mightiest Hyena

Currencylaughin
Animalhyena

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.281 billion Mightieses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 5,015 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 260,143 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 994,490 per year while the poor average 47,024, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, Jennifer Government is banned, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 167,292nd in the world and 143rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.12 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 880thLowest Crime Rates: 1,054thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,106thHighest Economic Output: 1,114thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,164thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,607thLargest Mining Sector: 1,649thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,677thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,938thHighest Average Incomes: 2,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,114thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,370thFattest Citizens: 3,768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,785thLargest Populations: 4,208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,453rdMost Secular: 4,593rdLargest Governments: 5,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,478thMost Influential: 5,546thSmartest Citizens: 6,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,631stSafest: 7,607thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,400thLargest Retail Industry: 10,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,286thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,645thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,256thMost Conservative: 16,631stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,785th
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Largest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
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Safest: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
  • : The Mighty Hyena's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : The Mighty Hyena was endorsed by The Napoleonic Colonial Empire of Galster.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Hazukenia, Independent Federation of Croatia, and Galster.

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