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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,038th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,097th Highest Economic Output: 1,190th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.639 billion Mightieses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,533 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,023 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,023,503 per year while the poor average 43,476, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging The Mightiest Hyena's life, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 1,438th in the world and 17th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,762.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,038thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,097thHighest Economic Output: 1,190thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,279thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,438thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,618thLargest Mining Sector: 1,637thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,709thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,961stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,967thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,244thMost Conservative: 3,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,442ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,991stSafest: 4,032ndFattest Citizens: 4,091stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,363rdLargest Populations: 4,772ndLargest Governments: 5,276thMost Influential: 5,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,607thSmartest Citizens: 6,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,246thHighest Drug Use: 6,318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,825thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,012thLargest Retail Industry: 11,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,700thMost Secular: 13,486thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,295thRudest Citizens: 16,670th
Safest: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Independent Federation of Croatia, Galster, TorNaGul, Balrog, and Oresland.

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