Most Efficient Economies: 897th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,034th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,115th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.11 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,396 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 256,977 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,216,398 per year while the poor average 32,104, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging The Mightiest Hyena's life, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 1,431st in the world and 20th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,766.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 897thLowest Crime Rates: 1,034thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,133rdHighest Economic Output: 1,210thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,297thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,585thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,608thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,966thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,197thMost Conservative: 2,541stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,102ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,227thFattest Citizens: 3,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,957thSafest: 4,120thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,386thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,676thLargest Populations: 5,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,086thMost Influential: 5,276thHighest Drug Use: 5,321stLargest Governments: 5,338thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,465thSmartest Citizens: 5,749thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,248thLargest Retail Industry: 9,120thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,323rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,545thMost Extreme: 10,881stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,136thRudest Citizens: 11,354thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,317thMost Secular: 12,918thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,588th
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Largest Populations: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was endorsed by The Empire of Laturb.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Balrog.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging The Mightiest Hyena's life.

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