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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,044th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,085th Highest Economic Output: 1,167th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.193 billion Mightieses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,676 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,050 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,023,610 per year while the poor average 43,481, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging The Mightiest Hyena's life, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 139,321st in the world and 127th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Devout, with 6.13 Prayers Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,085thHighest Economic Output: 1,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,218thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,360thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,539thLargest Mining Sector: 1,599thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,918thHighest Average Incomes: 2,009thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,192ndMost Conservative: 2,554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,110thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,724thFattest Citizens: 3,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,857thSafest: 3,911thLargest Populations: 4,420thLargest Governments: 5,098thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,150thMost Influential: 5,202ndHighest Drug Use: 5,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,696thSmartest Citizens: 6,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,685thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,370thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,686thLargest Retail Industry: 10,786thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,358thMost Secular: 12,605thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,466th
Safest: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the region

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