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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,508th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,177th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,923rd
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
Zjednoczeni wokół Polski, niepodległość Polski
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Miedzymorze

Population852 million

CapitalWarsaw

CurrencyZloty
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Commonwealth of The Miedzymorze is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 852 million Slavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Slavic economy, worth 52.5 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,584 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Miedzymorze's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Miedzymorze is ranked 92,559th in the world and 6th in The Backrooms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Top
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,508thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,923rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,724thMost Income Equality: 13,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,766th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Miedzymorze's influence in The Backrooms fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : The Miedzymorze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Warsaw for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Miedzymorze.
  • : Following new legislation in The Miedzymorze, organ donation is compulsory.

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