The Administrative Division of The Metropolitan County of Athens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Anaïs with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.949 billion Athenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southwark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Athenian economy, worth 769 trillion Minoan tala a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,452 Minoan tala, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Metropolitan County of Athens's national animal is the little owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Metropolitan County of Athens is ranked 248,178^th in the world and 13^th in Minoa Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.56 law-abiding acts per hour.