The Civitas of The Menapii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius Mausaeus Carausius with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.507 billion Menapiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Menapiorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Menapiian economy, worth a remarkable 5,237 trillion teuros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,505 teuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars have been banned, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, group hugs break out during floor votes, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Menapii's national animal is the presidential candidate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Menapii is ranked 171,493^rd in the world and 104^th in Nederland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.15 Kickbacks Per Hour.