The Civitas of The Menapii is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.07 billion Menapiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Menapiorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Menapiian economy, worth a remarkable 3,693 trillion teuros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,821 teuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Menapii's national animal is the presidential candidate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Menapii is ranked 27,977^th in the world and 30^th in Nederland for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 246,131.69 Standard Monetary Units.