The Civitas of The Menapii is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius Mausaeus Carausius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.549 billion Menapiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Menapiorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Menapiian economy, worth a remarkable 6,624 trillion teuros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,836 teuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to The Menapii's border, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Menapii's national animal is the presidential candidate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Menapii is ranked 144,123^rd in the world and 133^rd in belgium for Most Authoritarian, with 570.44 milliStalins.