| Population | 17.904 billion |
| Capital | Castellum Menapiorum |
| Currency | teuro |
| Animal | presidential candidate |
The Civitas of The Menapii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.904 billion Menapiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Menapiorum. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Menapiian economy, worth a remarkable 4,489 trillion teuros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,736 teuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the military is vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Menapii's national animal is the presidential candidate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Menapii is ranked 848th in the world and 3rd in Nederland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 202,502.29 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Menapii, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, the military is vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, the Menapiian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Menapii, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
