The Civitas of The Menapii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius Mausaeus Carausius with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.022 billion Menapiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Menapiorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Menapiian economy, worth a remarkable 5,918 trillion teuros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,763 teuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Menapii's national animal is the presidential candidate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Menapii is ranked 2,746^th in the world and 2^nd in Nederland for Highest Average Incomes, with 268,763.33 Standard Monetary Units.