The Federation of The Mazur Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Emperor Balin with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.716 billion Mazur Imperians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mazur Imperium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mazur Imperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,993 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,724 Imperial Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, The Mazur Empire isn't what it used to be, water fights now end with thousands dead, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Mazur Empire's national animal is the Black Mamba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Mazur.

The Mazur Empire is ranked 2,291^st in the world and 113^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,774.44 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.