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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 980thMost Influential: 1,828thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,197th
The Democratic People's Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Virtute et constantia
Civil Rights
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The Maltese

Population1.383 billion

CapitalIl-Belt Valletta
LeaderDom Mintoff

CurrencyLira Maltija
AnimalKelb tal-Fenek

The Democratic People's Republic of The Maltese is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dom Mintoff with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.383 billion Malteseans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Il-Belt Valletta. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Maltesean economy, worth 172 trillion Lira Maltijas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 124,822 Lira Maltijas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Maltese's national animal is the Kelb tal-Fenek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Maltese is ranked 252,682nd in the world and 10,135th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.19 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 980thMost Influential: 1,828thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,197thNicest Citizens: 9,466thMost Inclusive: 10,282ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,284thHighest Food Quality: 12,695thMost Developed: 13,696thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,294thSmartest Citizens: 16,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,909thMost Cultured: 18,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,792ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,146thMost Secular: 19,949thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,153rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,732ndMost Pacifist: 22,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,140thHealthiest Citizens: 22,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,494thLargest Governments: 25,356thHighest Average Incomes: 26,478thMost Efficient Economies: 27,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,142ndSafest: 27,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,590th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 531st in the regionNicest Citizens: 548th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 560th in the regionMost Inclusive: 578th in the regionMost Influential: 598th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 653rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 702nd in the regionMost Developed: 740th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 787th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 814th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 828th in the regionMost Secular: 835th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 851st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 851st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 890th in the regionMost Cultured: 899th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 968th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 985th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,019th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,021st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,058th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,061st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,077th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,193rd in the region

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