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Most Valuable International Artwork: 133rdLargest Retail Industry: 340thMost Secular: 466th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
One Voice Only
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs

Population7.938 billion

LeaderWallace Nussbaum

AnimalCthonic Abomination

The Dictatorship of The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wallace Nussbaum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.938 billion Misanthropomorphs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Malevolent Misanthropomorphsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,870 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 361,564 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the government has become increasingly militant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs's national animal is the Cthonic Abomination, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is ranked 27,627th in the world and 2nd in The Furry Federation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,397.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 133rdLargest Retail Industry: 340thMost Secular: 466thMost Corrupt Governments: 523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 687thHighest Disposable Incomes: 690thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,008thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,036thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,153rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,307thHighest Average Incomes: 1,356thMost Patriotic: 1,459thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,490thMost Efficient Economies: 2,278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,312thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,628thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,968thLargest Black Market: 3,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,294thLargest Governments: 4,518thLowest Crime Rates: 4,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,642ndRudest Citizens: 5,666thMost Avoided: 6,033rdHighest Economic Output: 6,162ndMost Developed: 6,212thSmartest Citizens: 6,630thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,160thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,603rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,135thMost Stationary: 16,886thMost Influential: 18,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,899th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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