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Largest Retail Industry: 953rd Most Corrupt Governments: 2,686th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,924th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
One Voice Only
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs

Population1.428 billion

LeaderWallace Nussbaum

AnimalCthonic Abomination

The Dictatorship of The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wallace Nussbaum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.428 billion Misanthropomorphsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malevolent Misanthropomorphsian economy, worth 290 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,284 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,514 per year while the poor average 56,186, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Baconburg, and school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs's national animal is the Cthonic Abomination, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is ranked 28,955th in the world and 10th in The Furry Federation for Most Developed, scoring 67.55 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 953rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,686thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,250thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,276thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,339thMost Avoided: 4,519thHighest Average Incomes: 5,378thMost Secular: 6,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,352ndLargest Black Market: 6,381stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,473rdRudest Citizens: 7,098thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,705thFattest Citizens: 9,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,766thLargest Mining Sector: 10,075thMost Efficient Economies: 10,936thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,737th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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