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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,285thFattest Citizens: 3,002ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,205th
The Most Serene Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I once bit your sister....
Influence
Powerbroker
Minister of Sister-Biting and Nose-Wiping
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Majestik Moose

Population10.37 billion

Currencykrona
Animaltattooed dragon

The Most Serene Republic of The Majestik Moose is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.37 billion Majestik Mooseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Majestik Moosean economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,670 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 483,538 per year while the poor average 12,589, a ratio of 38.4 to 1.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Majestik Moose's national animal is the tattooed dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Majestik Moose is ranked 162,953rd in the world and 10th in Monty Python for Most Pro-Market, scoring -40.89 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,285thFattest Citizens: 3,002ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,205thMost Armed: 3,597thLargest Retail Industry: 4,244thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,561stMost Primitive: 6,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,371stMost Avoided: 7,778thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,049thLargest Black Market: 9,240thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,378thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,932ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,868thMost Stationary: 20,505th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Majestik Moose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Majestik Moose lodged a message on the Monty Python Regional Message Board.

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