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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,946th Most Armed: 2,692nd Fattest Citizens: 2,893rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I once bit your sister....
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Minister of Sister-Biting and Nose-Wiping
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The Majestik Moose

Population8.068 billion

Currencykrona
Animaltattooed dragon

The Most Serene Republic of The Majestik Moose is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.068 billion Majestik Mooseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Majestik Moosean economy, worth 811 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,554 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Majestik Moose's national animal is the tattooed dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Majestik Moose is ranked 17,361st in the world and 6th in Monty Python for Highest Economic Output, with 811 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,946thMost Armed: 2,692ndFattest Citizens: 2,893rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,764thMost Primitive: 4,227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,476thMost Avoided: 6,862ndLargest Black Market: 7,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,366thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,683rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,584th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Majestik Moose, Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.

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