Most Authoritarian: 2,814th Largest Populations: 4,702nd Most Extreme: 8,124th
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The Information Extraction Rooms of The Lubyanka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.698 billion Lubyankans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Lubyankan economy, worth 291 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,489 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lubyanka's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Lubyanka is ranked 109,159th in the world and 12th in Kantrias for Most Stationary, with 24.0550887714 Days.

Most Authoritarian: 2,814thLargest Populations: 4,702ndTop
Most Extreme: 8,124thMost Income Equality: 8,313thMost Conservative: 9,491stMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,401st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

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