by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 6,726th
The Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
Für das Imperium!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Loud Reich

Population68 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Federation of The Loud Reich is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 68 million Loud Reichians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.1%.

The Loud Reichian economy, worth 2.71 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,813 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Loud Reich's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Loud Reich is ranked 84,604th in the world and 31st in German Realm for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Conservative: 6,726th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Loud Reich's influence in German Realm rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : The Loud Reich's influence in German Realm rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : The Loud Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Loud Reich, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.

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