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Most Devout: 7,095thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,019thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,373rd
The Native Reservation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One mind.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Longhouse Confederacy

Population3.906 billion

LeaderChief Winding Beat
FaithNative American Pagan Religion

CurrencyWampum Beads
AnimalCanis Lupus

The Native Reservation of The Longhouse Confederacy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Winding Beat with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.906 billion Iroquois have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.5%.

The Iroquoin economy, worth 177 trillion Wampum Beads a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,515 Wampum Beads, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, Chief Winding Beat is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and Chief Winding Beat is the self-declared God of all The Longhouse Confederacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Longhouse Confederacy's national animal is the Canis Lupus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Native American Pagan Religion.

The Longhouse Confederacy is ranked 200,384th in the world and 9,024th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 26.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Devout: 7,095thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,019thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,373rdNicest Citizens: 19,925thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,653rd
Most Devout: 358th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 890th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 904th in the region

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