by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,404thMost Influential: 15,930th
The Community of
Left-Leaning College State
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The Long Valley

Population726 million

CapitalRiver City


The Community of The Long Valley is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 726 million Long Valleyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of River City. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Long Valleyian economy, worth 33.3 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,891 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime is well under control. The Long Valley's national animal is the Grizzly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Long Valley is ranked 165,594th in the world and 414th in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 33.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,404thTop
Most Influential: 15,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,790thNicest Citizens: 22,067th

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