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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 943rd Most Influential: 2,311th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,401st
The United States of
New York Times Democracy
Money = Power = Success
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United States of The LOL Nation is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 774 million LOLias enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LOL City. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LOL Nationian economy, worth 90.7 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,120 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, billions of kronor are being blown on orbital weapons development, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The LOL Nation's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The LOL Nation is ranked 117,420th in the world and 5,816th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.2 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 943rdTop
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Most Influential: 2,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,229thMost Politically Free: 4,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,429thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,926thMost Developed: 9,297thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,581stNicest Citizens: 9,796thSmartest Citizens: 10,076thSafest: 10,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,739thHealthiest Citizens: 10,995thMost Inclusive: 11,829thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,448thMost Efficient Economies: 12,671stLargest Retail Industry: 12,689thMost Pacifist: 14,875th
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Most Politically Free: 87th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 415th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 424th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Developed: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 483rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 501st in the regionSafest: 505th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 517th in the regionNicest Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 562nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 587th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622nd in the regionMost Influential: 665th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 687th in the regionMost Inclusive: 697th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The LOL Nation was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sheppey.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, billions of kronor are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : The LOL Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise.
  • : The LOL Nation was endorsed by The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : The LOL Nation created a custom banner.
  • : The LOL Nation created a custom banner.

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