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Most Influential: 1,577th Safest: 2,154th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,591st
The Great Utopia of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Money = Power = Success
The Emperor
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The LOL Nation

Population2.597 billion

CapitalLOL City
LeaderThe Emperor

Currencykrona
Animalsheep

The Great Utopia of The LOL Nation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.597 billion LOLias love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LOL City. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LOL Nationian economy, worth 429 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,248 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer kronor on liquor and tobacco, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and maritime signalling has become tedious since only the LOL Nationian flag can be displayed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The LOL Nation's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The LOL Nation is ranked 66,701st in the world and 1st in The Imperialist Powers for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,981.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
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Most Influential: 1,577thTop
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Safest: 2,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,591stMost Developed: 2,638thMost Pacifist: 3,367thSmartest Citizens: 3,519thHealthiest Citizens: 3,586thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,577thMost Politically Free: 4,954thMost Inclusive: 4,974thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,226thNicest Citizens: 5,317thLowest Crime Rates: 6,159thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,617thLargest Governments: 7,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,939thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,966thMost Efficient Economies: 8,982ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,584thHighest Average Incomes: 9,727thMost Secular: 11,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,987thBest Weather: 16,077th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The LOL Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the LOL Nationian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer kronor on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species.
  • : The LOL Nation's influence in The Imperialist Powers fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : The LOL Nation's influence in The Imperialist Powers rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".

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