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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736th Most Influential: 1,481st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,010th
The Great Utopia of
New York Times Democracy
Money = Power = Success
The Emperor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Great Utopia of The LOL Nation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.157 billion LOLias enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LOL City. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LOL Nationian economy, worth 165 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,910 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The LOL Nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and the LOL Nationian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The LOL Nation's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The LOL Nation is ranked 44,853rd in the world and 1,403rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 201.27641979412 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thMost Influential: 1,481stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,010thSafest: 3,326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,906thMost Pacifist: 3,944thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,630thHealthiest Citizens: 5,268thMost Developed: 5,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,552ndNicest Citizens: 5,570thSmartest Citizens: 6,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,985thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,210thMost Inclusive: 7,840thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,094thMost Efficient Economies: 9,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,189thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,732ndLargest Governments: 12,518thHighest Average Incomes: 12,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,966thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,680th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rd in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 199th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Developed: 287th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionNicest Citizens: 297th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 301st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 323rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 388th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 431st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 464th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 469th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 508th in the regionLargest Governments: 514th in the regionMost Influential: 529th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 556th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 610th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 619th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 649th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 660th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 710th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the LOL Nationian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, The LOL Nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The LOL Nation, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 132 » SchoolHouse Rock, Idealistically Kool, Dreylus, Great Bights Mum, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Siwale, Yeraennus, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Xentherida, Yaorozu, Omicron Persei V111, Solestia, Tokaryk, Vazali, Sunto, Helido, Ubervania, Kelvaros Prime, Kaschovia, Rouene, GeorgeTheMiner, Holy Oranz, Elevation, Sil Dorsett, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, HMS Unicorn, Puczovska, Potatolandium, Malta Comino Gozo, Tharissus, Alice Gardens, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Enosville, General COE, Bharathvarsh, Friently, SORT, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Cleoskye, Wineclaw, Kingdom of Space, Kujira, Ostrinios, Diodone, and 82 others.Aldion, Coemgen, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, Anima Proxa, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, WE Empire, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Misthas, Beowulfe, Lupus Imperium, Prevaland, Clintonburge, The Utopian Movement, Sankami, Yaris, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Reannia, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Che Sana Und, Montroyale, Blurds, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, United States of Panthalassa, Amerian States, Zandir Antari, Sanjurika, Coppicia, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Maestros haven, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Sailence, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Fckinablearisticationalia, Phillywob, Cuyan, Asuroka, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Rockym, The Free Californian People, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Thenaca, New Godastrada, Qyrym, Ainsworth, Beodarasc, Republic of Dixie, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Deropia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Morrn, Libotionia, New-El, Zanderslovya, and Midds Conia.

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