The Logicтдliдп OveгПaтioи of The logictalian union is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.596 billion Logicтдliдn Цnioniдns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cдpiтдl Ciтдᴅеl Oϝ Tне Цпioп. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Logicтдliдn Цnioniдn economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,077 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the Lеopдгᴅ, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The logictalian union is ranked 227,438^th in the world and 85^th in Wintercrest for Most Primitive, scoring -937.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.