The Logicтдliдп Goveгmeит of The logictalian union is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.668 billion Logicтдliдn Цnioniдns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cдpiтдl Ciтдᴅеl Oϝ Tне Цпioп. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Logicтдliдn Цnioniдn economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,764 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the Lеopдгᴅ, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The logictalian union is ranked 12,117^th in the world and 9^th in Wintercrest for Highest Economic Output, with 1,421 trillion Standard Monetary Units.