The Logicтдliдп Goveгmeит of The logictalian union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.954 billion Logicтдliдn Цnioniдns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cдpiтдl Ciтдᴅеl Oϝ Tне Цпioп. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Logicтдliдn Цnioniдn economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,296 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the Lеopдгᴅ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The logictalian union is ranked 44,896^th in the world and 34^th in Wintercrest for Nudest, with 188 Cheeks Per Square Mile.