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Most Secular: 689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,637th
The Logicтдliдп Goveгmeит of
Father Knows Best State
P𐍂iᴅе дпᴅ Iпᴅцsⲧ𐍂y
Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The logictalian union

Population5.668 billion

CapitalCдpiтдl Ciтдᴅеl Oϝ Tне Цпioп
LeaderGloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalLеopдгᴅ

The Logicтдliдп Goveгmeит of The logictalian union is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.668 billion Logicтдliдn Цnioniдns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cдpiтдl Ciтдᴅеl Oϝ Tне Цпioп. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Logicтдliдn Цnioniдn economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,764 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the Lеopдгᴅ, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The logictalian union is ranked 12,117th in the world and 9th in Wintercrest for Highest Economic Output, with 1,421 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,926thMost Efficient Economies: 1,975thLargest Governments: 2,177thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,460thMost Developed: 2,995thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,694thSmartest Citizens: 3,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,822ndMost Inclusive: 4,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,740thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,854thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,531stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,664thHighest Economic Output: 12,117thMost Cultured: 13,924thLargest Mining Sector: 17,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,861stHealthiest Citizens: 21,320thLargest Black Market: 23,181st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The logictalian union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The logictalian union, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.

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