by Max Barry

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The Federal Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Unter dem Adler vereint
Secretariat of Cartography
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Litzelands

Population228 million

CurrencyLitzische Mark
AnimalLitzische Lion

The Federal Republic of The Litzelands is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 228 million Litzelšnder are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Litzische economy, worth 9.80 trillion Litzische Marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,977 Litzische Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Litzelands's national animal is the Litzische Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Litzelands is ranked 102,675th in the world and 52nd in The Democratika for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,170.19 Standard Monetary Units.

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