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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,032nd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,671st Highest Crime Rates: 1,926th
The Democratic States of
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Tyler Branham
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The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine

Population4.299 billion

LeaderTyler Branham


The Democratic States of The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tyler Branham with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.299 billion Songrandineans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johnsaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Songrandinean economy, worth 591 trillion Dops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 137,588 Dops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 659,044 per year while the poor average 16,808, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Visions of giant pink Porcupines are a common side effect after Songrandineans eat their meals, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and Songrandinean husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine is ranked 150,762nd in the world and 5,196th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.5 Average Smiles Per Day.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,032ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,671stHighest Crime Rates: 1,926thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,175thFattest Citizens: 2,178thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,186thRudest Citizens: 3,318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,869thMost Armed: 4,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,003rdMost Avoided: 5,064thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,695thLargest Retail Industry: 6,008thMost Influential: 7,377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,579thTop
Nudest: 8,531stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,708thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,520thMost Efficient Economies: 13,783rdMost Pro-Market: 14,504thLargest Mining Sector: 14,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,717th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 104th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 195th in the regionMost Armed: 210th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 269th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 298th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 320th in the regionNudest: 333rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 340th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 476th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 557th in the region

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