The Queendom of The Les Beans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.004 billion Les Beans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Les Beanian economy, worth 86.9 trillion Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,532 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Les Beans's national animal is the Whiptail Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Les Beans is ranked 264,826^th in the world and 90^th in Wintercrest for Most Primitive, scoring -144.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.