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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,212thMost Influential: 4,057th
The Queendom of
New York Times Democracy
Save The Turtles or Burn in Hell
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Lava Turtle

Population498 million


CurrencyFire Shell
AnimalGreen Sea Turtle

The Queendom of The Lava Turtle is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 498 million Lava Turtles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turlava. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lava Turtle economy, worth 43.9 trillion Fire Shells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,135 Fire Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the endangered saltwater humpback Green Sea Turtle is only seen in captivity programs, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Lava Turtle's national animal is the Green Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Lava Turtle is ranked 28,805th in the world and 1,012th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 79.24 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,550thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,212thMost Influential: 4,057thMost Devout: 8,577thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,674thSafest: 8,918thMost Pacifist: 8,977thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,353rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,074thTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,284thBest Weather: 14,349thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,774thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,217thMost Inclusive: 16,966thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,541st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 310th in the regionMost Devout: 351st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 435th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 454th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionSafest: 490th in the regionMost Pacifist: 513th in the regionBest Weather: 752nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 801st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 912th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 146 » Pallaith, Yaorozu, Krazon, Ethnon, Hoglands, Territorio di Nessuno, Former English Colony, McMasterdonia, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Saperisole, Sundred, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Fauzjhia, Valentine Z, Xagill, Seenvorland, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Dreadton, Plutayah, Zzozona, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, Valhalla123, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Praeceps, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Czechnin, Ihese, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Corfad, Daulatpur, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, New Lakemba, Newpromisedland, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 96 others.Dar es Saalam, Dangine, Kocherian, Unshleepd, Sikol, Borsukia, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Serendipita Martia, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Lionia, Korovan Isles, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Smesh, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Plangainer, Westinor, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Fayyayid, Eywaan, Zeternia, Vincone Cae, The Endless Eventide, Hopsin, Abject Ludicrosity, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Maclare, Shadowrik, Simone Republic, Freyford, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Buckhem, Anungu, Moubarakistan, Manticore utopia, Eastern Cous Empria, Loutsland, Eschatosia, Xeshioler, WeKnow, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Heilhum Imperius, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Sisang, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Innocentic, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, and Navsland.

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