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Highest Average Tax Rates: 124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167thLargest Governments: 183rd
The Glorious Armed Proletariat of
Iron Fist Socialists
Glory to our gay utopia! Death to all homophobia!
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The Land of the Red Rainbow

Population18.981 billion

LeaderMikkel Sikkel

CurrencyShiny Sikkel

The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mikkel Sikkel with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 18.981 billion Reds are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 5,764 trillion Shiny Sikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 303,721 Shiny Sikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Red Rainbow's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.

The Land of the Red Rainbow is ranked 951st in the world and 20th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,424.46 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167thLargest Governments: 183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210thLargest Welfare Programs: 222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 334thHighest Poor Incomes: 352ndLowest Crime Rates: 390thMost Developed: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 457thMost Secular: 472ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677thHealthiest Citizens: 690thMost Subsidized Industry: 700thSmartest Citizens: 723rdSafest: 907thMost Beautiful Environments: 951stBest Weather: 1,188thMost Inclusive: 1,207thMost Efficient Economies: 1,460thHighest Economic Output: 1,484thHighest Average Incomes: 1,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,971stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,929thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,094thMost Income Equality: 4,059thNicest Citizens: 4,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,142ndMost Cultured: 6,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,521stLargest Populations: 7,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,722ndMost Stationary: 9,617thTop
Nudest: 12,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,778thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,794thMost Influential: 21,238thMost Extreme: 22,182nd
Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Extreme: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the region

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