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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,840thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,687th
The Free Land of
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The Land of the Free People

Population1.558 billion

AnimalI think I see two pigeons

The Free Land of The Land of the Free People is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.558 billion Freeeeeedommmmmm people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The thriving Freeeeee economy, worth 97.1 trillion Weeeeeeeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 62,328 Weeeeeeeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,271 per year while the poor average 16,567, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Land of the Free People's national animal is the I think I see two pigeons, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Land of the Free People is ranked 101,837th in the world and 2nd in The Federation of Utopias Unitum for Smartest Citizens, with 32.42 quips per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,840thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 24,687th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

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