The Free Land of The Land of the Free People is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.558 billion Freeeeeedommmmmm people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The thriving Freeeeee economy, worth 97.1 trillion Weeeeeeeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 62,328 Weeeeeeeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,271 per year while the poor average 16,567, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Land of the Free People's national animal is the I think I see two pigeons, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Land of the Free People is ranked 101,837^th in the world and 2^nd in The Federation of Utopias Unitum for Smartest Citizens, with 32.42 quips per hour.