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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,714th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Братство и јединство
Embassy Ministorum
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Land of Southern Slavs

Population2.456 billion


CurrencyYugoslav dinar

The Socialist Federal Republic of The Land of Southern Slavs is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.456 billion Yugoslavs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The very strong Yugoslavian economy, worth 146 trillion Yugoslav dinars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,548 Yugoslav dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of Southern Slavs's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Land of Southern Slavs is ranked 51,938th in the world and 19th in Changuu for Most Armed, with 0.49 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,398thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,714th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the region

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