The Holy Empire of The Kressloy Order is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.371 billion Kressloy Orderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The Kressloy Orderian economy, worth 526 trillion Kifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,853 Kifs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount The Kressloy Order City make great practice for foreign snipers, and sick days are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Kressloy Order's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Kressloy Order is ranked 213,961^st in the world and 11,378^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 11.94 on the Hayek Index.