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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,373rdNudest: 3,660thMost Devout: 4,779th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Kressloy Order

Population8.371 billion

CurrencyKif
AnimalPanther

The Holy Empire of The Kressloy Order is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.371 billion Kressloy Orderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The Kressloy Orderian economy, worth 526 trillion Kifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,853 Kifs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount The Kressloy Order City make great practice for foreign snipers, and sick days are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Kressloy Order's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Kressloy Order is ranked 213,961st in the world and 11,378th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 11.94 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,373rdNudest: 3,660thMost Devout: 4,779thMost Armed: 6,303rdLargest Black Market: 9,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,277thMost Authoritarian: 12,941stTop
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Most Stationary: 15,711thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,139thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,118thMost Patriotic: 18,289thMost Conservative: 18,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,452nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 83rd in the regionNudest: 112th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 163rd in the regionMost Armed: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 409th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 475th in the regionMost Avoided: 489th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 670th in the regionMost Patriotic: 678th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 754th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 755th in the regionLargest Populations: 761st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 780th in the regionFattest Citizens: 905th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,096th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,345th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kressloy Order, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kressloy Order, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount The Kressloy Order City make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kressloy Order, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Kressloy Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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