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Most Devout: 1,084th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,098th Most Efficient Economies: 1,179th
The Islamic Shogunate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For new era of prosperity and glory!
High Empress Manami Sakamoto
Influence
Powerbroker
Minister for Polls, the Arts & Theft (Taxation)
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Knockout Gun Gals

Population14.598 billion

CapitalNew Mortem Kyoto
LeaderHigh Empress Manami Sakamoto
FaithIslam

CurrencyJKT48
AnimalKomodo

The Islamic Shogunate of The Knockout Gun Gals is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Empress Manami Sakamoto with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.598 billion Shogunans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mortem Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Shogunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,564 trillion JKT48s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,183 JKT48s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Knockout Gun Gals's national animal is the Komodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

The Knockout Gun Gals is ranked 169,882nd in the world and 3rd in Empire of Oceania for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -19.18 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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1%
Most Devout: 1,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,098thMost Efficient Economies: 1,179thLowest Crime Rates: 1,262ndMost Cultured: 1,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,665thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,754thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,905thMost Developed: 1,914thSmartest Citizens: 1,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,082ndLargest Governments: 2,277thHighest Economic Output: 2,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,506thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,656thHighest Average Incomes: 3,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,072ndMost Inclusive: 3,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,722ndMost Pacifist: 4,109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,000thRudest Citizens: 6,039thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,943rdLargest Populations: 9,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,746thMost Influential: 14,045thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,375th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Knockout Gun Gals was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in The Knockout Gun Gals, Shogunian schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside The Knockout Gun Gals.

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