The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.066 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 34,563 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,361 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,992,800 per year while the poor average 142,216, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Large areas of The knight who says NI are not accessible by the public, the government loves seeing the little people fight, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and the new one Nak coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 15^th in the world and 8^th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 64,254.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.