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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak Nak
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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The knight who says NI

Population39.831 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.831 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 31,244 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,423 Naks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,444,622 per year while the poor average 193,395, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 245,653rd in the world and 66th in Wysteria for Best Weather, with -6827 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 23rdMost Avoided: 29thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 47thLargest Populations: 48thLargest Gambling Industry: 48thFattest Citizens: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Insurance Industry: 57thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thMost Armed: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138thMost Corrupt Governments: 248thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 375thLargest Retail Industry: 498thRudest Citizens: 541stSmartest Citizens: 603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 726thLargest Publishing Industry: 754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,577thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,896thMost Efficient Economies: 2,108thTop
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Most Secular: 2,466thLargest Black Market: 6,066thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,283rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,830thNudest: 7,936thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,118thLargest Governments: 11,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,886thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,466thMost Pro-Market: 21,423rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the region

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