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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.739 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 24,550 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 773,503 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,505,038 per year while the poor average 35,917, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Bars are packed at all hours, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Allmighty Nak Nak's ever-expanding ego, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 84,075th in the world and 38th in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 0.18 Stalins.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thMost Avoided: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18thHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 26thFattest Citizens: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thLargest Populations: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 56thLargest Insurance Industry: 57thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Retail Industry: 67thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70thRudest Citizens: 90thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92ndMost Corrupt Governments: 124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thMost Armed: 129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187thSmartest Citizens: 270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 337thMost Secular: 432ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 535thLargest Publishing Industry: 676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 873rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,653rdLargest Black Market: 2,217thNudest: 4,123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,610thMost Pro-Market: 5,527thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,727thLowest Crime Rates: 9,204thLargest Governments: 9,680th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Allmighty Nak Nak's ever-expanding ego.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Allmighty Nak Nak's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Knight who says NIian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.

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