Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.644 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 23,674 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,570 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,440,526 per year while the poor average 37,155, a ratio of 146 to 1.

The nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the government seizes all major gold finds, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 146,256th in the world and 103rd in Wysteria for Most Average, scoring 22.26 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thMost Avoided: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thHighest Economic Output: 21stFattest Citizens: 22ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thLargest Retail Industry: 44thLargest Populations: 45thLargest Mining Sector: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Insurance Industry: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 124thMost Armed: 131stRudest Citizens: 149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 213thSmartest Citizens: 228thMost Secular: 245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rdLargest Publishing Industry: 672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 795thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,679thLargest Black Market: 2,101stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,519thNudest: 4,752ndMost Pro-Market: 5,567thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,554thLowest Crime Rates: 9,359thLargest Governments: 10,398thMost Extreme: 13,654th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the region

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