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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak Nak
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The knight who says NI

Population44.066 billion

LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.066 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 34,563 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,361 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,992,800 per year while the poor average 142,216, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Large areas of The knight who says NI are not accessible by the public, the government loves seeing the little people fight, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and the new one Nak coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 15th in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 64,254.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Economic Output: 23rdMost Avoided: 37thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thLargest Populations: 40thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndFattest Citizens: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 106thMost Armed: 163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 250thMost Corrupt Governments: 311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 435thLargest Agricultural Sector: 508thRudest Citizens: 661stLargest Retail Industry: 689thSmartest Citizens: 718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 820thLargest Publishing Industry: 850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,819thMost Efficient Economies: 2,841stMost Secular: 3,045thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,027thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,363rdLargest Black Market: 7,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,556thNudest: 10,397thLargest Governments: 12,371stLowest Crime Rates: 13,843rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,874thMost Stationary: 20,656thMost Influential: 26,536th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the region

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