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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak Nak
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The knight who says NI

Population40.764 billion

LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.764 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 31,976 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,424 Naks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,444,628 per year while the poor average 193,396, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 91st in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 936.64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 49thFattest Citizens: 51stLargest Populations: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 54thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56thLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rdMost Armed: 140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 387thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thLargest Retail Industry: 541stRudest Citizens: 546thSmartest Citizens: 622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 734thLargest Publishing Industry: 776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,996thMost Efficient Economies: 2,295thTop
Most Secular: 2,461stLargest Black Market: 5,651stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,521stNudest: 7,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,669thLargest Governments: 11,073rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,963rdMost Pro-Market: 20,910th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the region

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