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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The knight who says NI

Population32.816 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.816 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 25,391 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 773,758 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,751,606 per year while the poor average 30,796, a ratio of 186 to 1.

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, Allmighty Nak Nak has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 22nd in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 64,947.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thHighest Economic Output: 21stMost Avoided: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 30thFattest Citizens: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Populations: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thLargest Gambling Industry: 49thLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thLargest Retail Industry: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 130thMost Armed: 141stRudest Citizens: 160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 184thSmartest Citizens: 336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 688thLargest Publishing Industry: 715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 753rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,008thMost Efficient Economies: 1,658thTop
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Most Secular: 2,470thLargest Black Market: 2,528thNudest: 4,573rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,464thMost Pro-Market: 6,232ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,265thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,670thLargest Governments: 10,126thMost Stationary: 13,042ndHighest Drug Use: 13,584th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the region

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