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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.225 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 24,151 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 773,456 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,504,707 per year while the poor average 35,915, a ratio of 153 to 1.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, Allmighty Nak Nak's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, bars are packed at all hours, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2,225th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 241 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thFattest Citizens: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Populations: 41stLargest Retail Industry: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 53rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96thMost Corrupt Governments: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stMost Armed: 130thRudest Citizens: 167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 192ndSmartest Citizens: 248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 274thMost Secular: 346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 444thLargest Publishing Industry: 663rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 821stMost Efficient Economies: 1,679thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,225thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,190thNudest: 5,299thMost Pro-Market: 6,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,446thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,564thLargest Governments: 10,191stMost Extreme: 15,890thMost Stationary: 17,023rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Allmighty Nak Nak's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Knight who says NIian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The knight who says NI's influence in Wysteria rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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