The Diplomatic State of The Kingdom Of The Three Isles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Matthew Polov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.386 billion Great Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Islander economy, worth 126 trillion Islander Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,027 Islander Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Prime Minister Matthew Polov holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, foreign musicians that Prime Minister Matthew Polov dislikes are turned away at the border, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom Of The Three Isles's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Kingdom Of The Three Isles is ranked 21,344^th in the world and 1^st in The Three Isles for Smartest Citizens, with 58.67 quips per hour.