The Royal State of The Kingdom of the Three Isles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Matthew Polov with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.777 billion Great Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Islander economy, worth 740 trillion Islander Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,230 Islander Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of the Three Isles's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

The Kingdom of the Three Isles is ranked 17,563^rd in the world and 1^st in The Three Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.