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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,634thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,191st
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The Kingdom of the Three Isles

Population5.366 billion

LeaderMatthew Polov

CurrencyIslander Dollar

The Diplomatic State of The Kingdom of the Three Isles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Matthew Polov with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.366 billion Great Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Islander economy, worth 510 trillion Islander Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,190 Islander Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of the Three Isles's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

The Kingdom of the Three Isles is ranked 186,643rd in the world and 4th in The Three Isles for Most Pro-Market, scoring 36.44 on the Rand Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,634thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,191stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,219thMost Pacifist: 5,230thNicest Citizens: 5,438thBest Weather: 5,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,031stHealthiest Citizens: 6,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,159thHighest Food Quality: 10,480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,561stSafest: 10,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,750thMost Inclusive: 10,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,282ndMost Devout: 11,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,081stTop
Most Developed: 15,347thMost Cultured: 15,997thSmartest Citizens: 19,548thLargest Governments: 19,738thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,687th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

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