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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,334th Most Influential: 2,815th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,063rd
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The Kingdom of Malomgo

Population609 million



The Republic of The Kingdom of Malomgo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 609 million Malomgoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Social Policy, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dawnspring. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malomgoan economy, worth 63.7 trillion Masaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,619 Masaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Malomgo's national animal is the Newt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Kingdom of Malomgo is ranked 45,351st in the world and 2,495th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,589.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,334thTop
Most Influential: 2,815thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,063rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,832ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,334thTop
Most Inclusive: 11,785thNicest Citizens: 12,877thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,607thSafest: 14,688thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,664thMost Pacifist: 17,064th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 239th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 324th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 678th in the regionMost Inclusive: 712th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 719th in the regionNicest Citizens: 736th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 764th in the regionSafest: 783rd in the regionMost Influential: 864th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 880th in the region

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