The Caldish Monarchy of The Kingdom of Glitter is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Majesty King Kenneth IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.653 billion Ghailles hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spálgleann. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The powerhouse Caldish economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Eucloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,706 Eucloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Caldish websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Glitter's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Caldia.

The Kingdom of Glitter is ranked 62,332^nd in the world and 16^th in Kylaris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,490.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.