The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdom of Denmark is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Margarethe III of Denmark with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.213 billion Danes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheshire - Greater Copenhagen. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Danish economy, worth 382 trillion Royal Aensonnen Danerits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,970 Royal Aensonnen Danerits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Denmark's national animal is the White Spring Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism - Royal Christianity.

The Kingdom of Denmark is ranked 16,874^th in the world and 271^st in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,446.86 Tourists Per Hour.