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Highest Crime Rates: 739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 865thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,293rd
The Liberation Movement of
Anarchy
When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Keymaster

Population25.975 billion

CapitalFirehall
FaithCrossing The Streams

CurrencyEctoplasmic Residue
AnimalStay Puft Marshmallow Man

The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 25.975 billion Keymasterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firehall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Keymasterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,966 trillion Ectoplasmic Residues a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 114,195 Ectoplasmic Residues, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 486,218 per year while the poor average 17,257, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into Firehall Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Keymaster's national animal is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossing The Streams.

The Keymaster is ranked 230,721st in the world and 17th in The New Meritocracy for Most Average, scoring 15.8 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 865thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,293rdMost Politically Free: 1,447thMost Armed: 1,647thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,722ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,814thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,913thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,118thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,948thFattest Citizens: 3,049thLargest Populations: 4,418thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,752ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,821stRudest Citizens: 5,059thHighest Economic Output: 5,508thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,841stMost Efficient Economies: 10,089thNudest: 10,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,569thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,974thMost Cultured: 13,621stHighest Drug Use: 16,305thMost Stationary: 16,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,831stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,949thMost Pro-Market: 20,491stSmartest Citizens: 21,746thMost Extreme: 22,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,192ndMost Devout: 23,379th
Top
10%
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Nudest.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Keymaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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