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Highest Crime Rates: 782ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 941stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,351st
The Liberation Movement of
Anarchy
When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Keymaster

Population26.72 billion

CapitalFirehall
FaithCrossing The Streams

CurrencyEctoplasmic Residue
AnimalStay Puft Marshmallow Man

The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.72 billion Keymasterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firehall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Keymasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,051 trillion Ectoplasmic Residues a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 114,195 Ectoplasmic Residues, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 486,218 per year while the poor average 17,257, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into Firehall Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Keymaster's national animal is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossing The Streams.

The Keymaster is ranked 270,845th in the world and 13th in The New Meritocracy for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 flags saluted per person per day.

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Highest Crime Rates: 782ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 941stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,351stMost Politically Free: 1,397thMost Armed: 1,669thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,885thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,145thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,077thFattest Citizens: 3,175thLargest Populations: 4,351stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,881stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,185thRudest Citizens: 5,225thHighest Economic Output: 5,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,350thMost Efficient Economies: 10,348thNudest: 11,206thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,944thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,493rdTop
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Most Cultured: 13,850thMost Stationary: 15,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,710thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,917thHighest Drug Use: 21,574thSmartest Citizens: 22,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,249thMost Devout: 24,312thMost Pro-Market: 25,731st
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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