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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 333rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,408thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,510th
The Dictatorship of
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Long Live Muppet Kermit
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The Kermit Reich

Population561 million

CapitalGrand Muppet


The Dictatorship of The Kermit Reich is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 561 million Kermit Reichians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Muppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The strong Kermit Reichian economy, worth 38.4 trillion Kermits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,366 Kermits, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kermit Reich's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kermit Reich is ranked 48,660th in the world and 1st in The Northern Sea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,285.42 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 333rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,408thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,510thMost Authoritarian: 18,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,565th

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