Population | 6.25 billion |
Capital | Warehouse Zero |
Leader | Marx Avarice |
Faith | Flow And Go |
Currency | Exhausting Grind |
Animal | Expensive Gopher |
The Storage Porridge of The Keepsakes Of Panagouge is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marx Avarice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.25 billion Greedy Gifts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warehouse Zero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Keepsakes Of Panagougean economy, worth 682 trillion Exhausting Grinds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,161 Exhausting Grinds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 494,555 per year while the poor average 14,784, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.
Marx Avarice's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's national animal is the Expensive Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flow And Go.
The Keepsakes Of Panagouge is ranked 177,507th in the world and 5th in The Realm Of Rewan for Most Stationary, with 83.76659916712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Keepsakes Of Panagouge relocated from NationStates to The Realm Of Rewan.