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Most Secular: 1,958th Most Avoided: 2,976th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,648th
The Great Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Opkazzelen
Kas
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Kazzellanden

Population5.024 billion

CapitalKazzel City
LeaderKas

CurrencyKazzel
AnimalMeeuw

The Great Empire of The Kazzellanden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.024 billion Kazzellandeniannianses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazzel City. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The all-consuming Kazzellandenian economy, worth 668 trillion Kazzels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,988 Kazzels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazzellanden's national animal is the Meeuw, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Kazzellanden is ranked 61,965th in the world and 1st in The United Region of the Meeuwenclub for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Secular: 1,958thMost Avoided: 2,976thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,648thLargest Mining Sector: 4,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,351stLargest Black Market: 4,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,807thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,303rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,723rdMost Authoritarian: 10,090thMost Conservative: 10,145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,674thHealthiest Citizens: 11,117thLargest Retail Industry: 11,467thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,792ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,599th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Kazzellanden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Kazzellanden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazzellanden, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : The Kazzellanden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : The Kazzellanden's influence in The United Region of the Meeuwenclub rose from "Superpower" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazzellanden, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazzellanden, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : The Kazzellanden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazzellanden, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : The Kazzellanden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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