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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th Safest: 646th Most Advanced Public Transport: 746th
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.917 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,192 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, students abandon classrooms for online education, and builders across The Kazoo Peoples are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 178,333rd in the world and 88th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -22.65 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 398thSafest: 646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 874thBest Weather: 978thLeast Corrupt Governments: 998thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,231stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,351stHealthiest Citizens: 1,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,357thMost Pacifist: 1,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,586thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,043rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,565thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,602ndHighest Economic Output: 3,065thSmartest Citizens: 3,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,426thMost Developed: 5,019thLargest Populations: 5,206thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,312thNicest Citizens: 6,181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,258thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,346thHighest Average Incomes: 11,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,798thMost Cultured: 11,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,968thMost Influential: 14,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,638thMost Income Equality: 14,753rd
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, builders across The Kazoo Peoples are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Pesticide Regulations"".
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Canterlot".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : The Kazoo Peoples's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, a small country is wondering where their capital building's gold dome went.

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