Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 505th Safest: 655th Most Advanced Public Transport: 749th
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.135 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,364 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,560 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kazoo City Times is sold out, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Kazoo Peoples. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 2,338th in the world and 3rd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,879.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 505thSafest: 655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 749thLeast Corrupt Governments: 867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 910thBest Weather: 984thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,216thHealthiest Citizens: 1,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,467thMost Pacifist: 1,509thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,664thLargest Governments: 2,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,338thLowest Crime Rates: 3,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,119thSmartest Citizens: 3,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,445thHighest Economic Output: 3,449thMost Developed: 5,526thLargest Populations: 5,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,115thNicest Citizens: 6,666thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,357thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,878thMost Inclusive: 10,346thHighest Average Incomes: 12,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,969thMost Cultured: 13,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,898thMost Income Equality: 14,116thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,073rdMost Influential: 16,184th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Kazoo Peoples.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kazoo City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Securing Nuclear Materials from dastardly Menaces".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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