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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th Safest: 624th Most Advanced Public Transport: 739th
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.388 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,996 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the Kazoo City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 94,615th in the world and 68th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Devout, with 16.05 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 377thSafest: 624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 840thBest Weather: 891stLeast Corrupt Governments: 907thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,254thHealthiest Citizens: 1,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,420thMost Pacifist: 1,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,451stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,038thLargest Governments: 2,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,481stLowest Crime Rates: 2,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,789thHighest Economic Output: 3,139thSmartest Citizens: 3,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,443rdMost Developed: 5,322ndLargest Populations: 5,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,631stNicest Citizens: 6,414thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,656thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,798thMost Inclusive: 10,626thHighest Average Incomes: 11,487thMost Stationary: 13,160thMost Cultured: 13,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,580thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,958thMost Influential: 14,292ndMost Income Equality: 14,629thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,713th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the Kazoo City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Renaissancistic People".
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Kazoo Peoples.

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