The Republic of The Kallandikonk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonathan with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 4.709 billion Kallandikonkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kallandikonkian economy, worth 363 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,194 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, in a fit of passion Jonathan has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kallandikonk's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheran.

The Kallandikonk is ranked 88,980^th in the world and 4,985^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 100,669.04 Standard Monetary Units.