The Republic of The Kallandikonk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jonathan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 4.327 billion Kallandikonkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kallandikonkian economy, worth 341 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,863 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, in a fit of passion Jonathan has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kallandikonk's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheran.

The Kallandikonk is ranked 55,090^th in the world and 2,948^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 66.1 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.