The Republic of The Kallandikonk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jonathan with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.424 billion Kallandikonkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kallandikonkian economy, worth 678 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,569 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, in a fit of passion Jonathan has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kallandikonk's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheran.

The Kallandikonk is ranked 125,560^th in the world and 6,600^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 15.28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.