The Republic of The Kallandikonk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jonathan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.86 billion Kallandikonkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kallandikonkian economy, worth 797 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,861 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, in a fit of passion Jonathan has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kallandikonk's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheran.

The Kallandikonk is ranked 10,759^th in the world and 567^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,483.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.