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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,021stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,532nd
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
All Hail the Jovannic!!!
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The Jovannic

Population752 million

CapitalJovannica

CurrencyJov
AnimalZebra

The Empire of The Jovannic is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 752 million Jovannicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jovannica. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jovannician economy, worth 66.6 trillion Jovs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 88,599 Jovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from The Jovannic retire only a few years after being appointed, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jovannic's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Jovannic is ranked 217,992nd in the world and 190th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,021stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,532ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,805thBest Weather: 12,954thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,113thNicest Citizens: 13,451stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,988thMost Cultured: 16,161stLowest Crime Rates: 16,824thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,976thMost Inclusive: 17,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,712th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, most ambassadors from The Jovannic retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : The Jovannic was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, Leader is considering changing the Jovannician flag to one with more glitter.
  • : The Jovannic was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".

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