Population | 5.969 billion |
Capital | Apollonopolis |
Leader | President John Smith |
Currency | Apollonian Dime |
Animal | Apollonian Shepherd |
The Apollonian Federation of The Joeanian Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President John Smith with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.969 billion Apollonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollonopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Apollonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion Apollonian Dimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,327 Apollonian Dimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Apollonian Shepherd, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Joeanian Republic is ranked 20,296th in the world and 22nd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : The Joeanian Republic lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Kingdom Of Englands, New Ryansville, Cormoe, MLGDogeland, Republic of Callaxium, Coradortodos, and North American Imperial State.