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Most Secular: 870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,542nd
The Apollonian Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Apollonia will stand for its Survival
Influence
Instigator
Tribune of the People
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Joeanian Republic

Population5.969 billion

CapitalApollonopolis
LeaderPresident John Smith

CurrencyApollonian Dime
AnimalApollonian Shepherd

The Apollonian Federation of The Joeanian Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President John Smith with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.969 billion Apollonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollonopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Apollonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion Apollonian Dimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,327 Apollonian Dimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Apollonian Shepherd, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Joeanian Republic is ranked 20,296th in the world and 22nd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,542ndMost Inclusive: 2,778thMost Developed: 2,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,897thMost Efficient Economies: 2,993rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,009thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,147thHealthiest Citizens: 3,308thLargest Governments: 3,566thLowest Crime Rates: 3,779thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,886thSmartest Citizens: 4,253rdHighest Food Quality: 4,983rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,010thMost Influential: 5,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,742ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,115thHighest Average Incomes: 6,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,929thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,866thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,309thRudest Citizens: 8,689thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,822ndMost Patriotic: 11,962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,139thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,602ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,961stHighest Economic Output: 19,536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,994thMost Cultured: 20,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,645thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,112thSafest: 26,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,739thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,954th
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the region

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