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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,956thNicest Citizens: 4,962ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,223rd
The 1st Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Democracy for All
President Joe Sacharewicz
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Joeanian Republic

Population2.05 billion

CapitalNove
LeaderPresident Joe Sacharewicz

CurrencyJoeanian Dime
AnimalJoeanian Shepherd

The 1st Federation of The Joeanian Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Joe Sacharewicz with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.05 billion Joeanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nove. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 299 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,197 Joeanian Dimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, group hugs break out during floor votes, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Joeanian Republic is ranked 32,760th in the world and 51st in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 26.42 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,956thNicest Citizens: 4,962ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,634thMost Inclusive: 7,032ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,677thMost Efficient Economies: 7,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,075thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,738thMost Developed: 8,843rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,132ndSmartest Citizens: 10,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,690thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,153rdHighest Food Quality: 12,550thLargest Governments: 13,005thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,962ndMost Secular: 14,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,626thHighest Average Incomes: 16,222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,275thMost Influential: 17,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,838thSafest: 20,173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,729thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,843rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Missouria, Kingdom of Englands, Untecna, New Ryansville, Ingiloys, Cormoe, and Chow Phlal.

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