The Dáxlamic Evergreen Diocese of The Jestonian Maritimes is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.094 billion Jestonian Maritimesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jestonian Maritimesian economy, worth 40.7 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 9,940 Dáxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the nation is in perpetual campaign mode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jestonian Maritimes's national animal is the gray seal.

The Jestonian Maritimes is ranked 69,484^th in the world and 94^th in Declansburg for Largest Governments, scoring 19.47 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.