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Most Devout: 744th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,086th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,592nd
The UղOгtҺodox CҺuгcҺ of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Your lack of faith disturbs me!
Jezus Christ
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Population7.1 billion

CapitalJezuSalem
LeaderJezus Christ
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyBíteCoín
AnimalZombi Hound

The UղOгtҺodox CҺuгcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jezus Christ with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.1 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JezuSalem. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion BíteCoíns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,787 BíteCoíns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus are born in the purple, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's national animal is the Zombi Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked 11,260th in the world and 3rd in Zombie Research Institute for Safest, scoring 118.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Devout: 744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,086thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,592ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,971stMost Inclusive: 2,138thHealthiest Citizens: 2,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,418thMost Cultured: 2,465thSmartest Citizens: 4,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,624thMost Pacifist: 4,668thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,924thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,744thBest Weather: 7,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,283rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,570thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,079thHighest Average Incomes: 10,410thHighest Economic Output: 11,180thSafest: 11,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,456thLowest Crime Rates: 12,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,109thMost Efficient Economies: 13,212thNudest: 14,906thMost Developed: 15,747thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,854thLargest Governments: 16,061st
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, many in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The JezuSalem Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Jezus Christ's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : The Jedi-Zombi Jezus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedon".

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