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Most Devout: 823rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,161st Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,540th
The UղOгtҺodox CҺuгcҺ of
Democratic Socialists
Your lack of faith disturbs me!
Jezus Christ
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Population6.604 billion

CapitalJezuSalem
LeaderJezus Christ
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyBíteCoín
AnimalZombi Hound

The UղOгtҺodox CҺuгcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jezus Christ with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.604 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JezuSalem. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion BíteCoíns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,454 BíteCoíns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, abortions are routinely performed in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's hospitals, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's national animal is the Zombi Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked 16,137th in the world and 7th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Developed, scoring 79.83 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Devout: 823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,540thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,984thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,076thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,167thMost Inclusive: 2,169thHealthiest Citizens: 2,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,313thMost Cultured: 2,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,332ndSmartest Citizens: 4,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,112thMost Pacifist: 5,269thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,763rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,102ndTop
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Best Weather: 9,335thSafest: 10,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,943rdHighest Economic Output: 12,015thLowest Crime Rates: 12,575thNudest: 13,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,729thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,778thMost Developed: 16,137th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Jedi-Zombi Jezus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Int'l Service of Process".
  • : The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, abortions are routinely performed in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.

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