The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jezus Christ with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 20.102 billion Jedi-Zombi Jezuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JezuSalem. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jedi-Zombi Jezuit economy, worth a remarkable 3,417 trillion B¡teCo¡ns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,985 B¡teCo¡ns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jedi-Zombi Jezus's national animal is the Zombi Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UղOʀtҺodox Christianity.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus is ranked 48,245^th in the world and 3^rd in Zombie Research Institute for Nudest, with 210 cheeks per square mile.