The Ukraine Is The GOAT of The Italian Peninsulla is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 684 million Italinsulans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome-Lombardia. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The strong Italian Peninsullan economy, worth 42.1 trillion Italian Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,608 Italian Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Italian Peninsulla's national animal is the Italian Wild Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Italian Peninsulla is ranked 117,939^th in the world and 825^th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 67 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.