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Most Devout: 8,794thMost Influential: 9,071stLargest Mining Sector: 14,351st
The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Allah, la patria e il terrorismo
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Italian Islamic State

Population2.452 billion

LeaderSaddam Mussolini

CurrencyIIS Dinar
AnimalArabian Eagle

The Sultanate of The Italian Islamic State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saddam Mussolini with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.452 billion Italian Islamists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 61.7%.

The thriving Islamic Italian economy, worth 201 trillion IIS Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,293 IIS Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians literally speak literally, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and in a baffling press conference Saddam Mussolini proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Italian Islamic State's national animal is the Arabian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

The Italian Islamic State is ranked 53,855th in the world and 174th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Developed, scoring 65.12 on the Human Development Index.

Most Devout: 8,794thMost Influential: 9,071stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,351stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,987thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,974thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,558thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,038thMost Conservative: 22,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,989th

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