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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,802ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,376th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Nos non prohibere belli.
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The Isles of Bermuda

Population4.404 billion


AnimalHawksbill Sea Turtle

The People's Republic of The Isles of Bermuda is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mack with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.404 billion Bermudans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeranas. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bermudan economy, worth 383 trillion francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,103 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats in The Isles of Bermuda are furious at constant police surveillance, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Mack's window to draw attention to their issues, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Aeranas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Isles of Bermuda's national animal is the Hawksbill Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Isles of Bermuda is ranked 53,530th in the world and 5th in The Gay Agenda for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.58 kickbacks per hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,492ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,802ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,372ndBest Weather: 13,954thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,279thNicest Citizens: 15,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,282ndMost Patriotic: 16,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,998thHighest Drug Use: 18,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,681stLowest Crime Rates: 19,999thHighest Food Quality: 20,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,271stMost Inclusive: 20,323rdMost Cultured: 20,863rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Safest: 11th in the region

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