The Rogue Nation of The Isle of Tyran is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nobody and everybody with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.189 billion Tyranians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Administration and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever you live at the time. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong a Tyranian economy, worth 700 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,730 Bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,884 per year while the poor average 17,567, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Isle of Tyran's national animal is the Common Cuckoo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Whatever you want.

The Isle of Tyran is ranked 291,760^th in the world and 16^th in Banaanvraag for Lowest Crime Rates, with 15.15 law-abiding acts per hour.