The Rogue Nation of The Isle of Burgrass is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by my Master with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.994 billion Burgrassians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devil's Grove. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burgrassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,972 Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Isle of Burgrass's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriotism.

The Isle of Burgrass is ranked 180,146^th in the world and 5,045^th in the West Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -76.11 on the Rand Index.