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Largest Retail Industry: 7,191st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,868th Largest Mining Sector: 10,062nd
The Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fortuna virtute!
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Isle of Beithe

Population1.278 billion

CapitalCapitol City
LeaderPresident Ehrich Kemp

CurrencyBeithen dollar
AnimalHighlands red fox

The Allied States of The Isle of Beithe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Ehrich Kemp with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.278 billion Beitheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol City. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The thriving Beithen economy, worth 106 trillion Beithen dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,042 Beithen dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Isle of Beithe's national animal is the Highlands red fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Isle of Beithe is ranked 83,667th in the world and 1st in Global Order of Lone Wolf States for Smartest Citizens, with 30.95 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 7,191stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,868thLargest Mining Sector: 10,062ndFattest Citizens: 13,076thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,504thHighest Drug Use: 17,513th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Isle of Beithe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : The Isle of Beithe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : The Isle of Beithe published "Culture" (Factbook: Culture).
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Beithen dollar treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Isle of Beithe, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.

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