The Republic of The Islasukaakat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.367 billion Islasukaakatians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Islasukaakatian economy, worth 634 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,225 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,719 per year while the poor average 12,488, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Islasukaakat's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Islasukaakat is ranked 256,515^th in the world and 1^st in Circle of Badularity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.47 law-abiding acts per hour.