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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,874thMost Efficient Economies: 8,279th
The New Imperial Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
'Oku 'ikai ke ke fie ma'u ho'o he kuohili ke tokoni ki.
Hefia Tupou XV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Islands of Tonga

Population3.67 billion

CapitalKava Lund
LeaderHefia Tupou XV
FaithFree Wesleyan Church

CurrencyTola 'a
AnimalPacific golden plover

The New Imperial Nation of The Islands of Tonga is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hefia Tupou XV with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 3.67 billion Tongan's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kava Lund. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tongan economy, worth 529 trillion Tola 'as a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,388 Tola 'as, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, government projects are full of waste, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Tonga's national animal is the Pacific golden plover, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free Wesleyan Church.

The Islands of Tonga is ranked 189,749th in the world and 9,811th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 61.54 Years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,874thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,157thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,474thTop
Most Influential: 10,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,460thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,128thLowest Crime Rates: 12,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,206thLargest Black Market: 13,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,645thNicest Citizens: 14,084thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,684thLargest Governments: 14,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,422ndMost Cultured: 16,439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,827thMost Secular: 19,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 19,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,189thSmartest Citizens: 20,410thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,686thLargest Mining Sector: 20,909thMost Inclusive: 21,025th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 454th in the regionMost Average: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 471st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 481st in the regionLargest Black Market: 486th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 524th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 526th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 527th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 568th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 585th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 677th in the regionLargest Governments: 687th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 757th in the regionNicest Citizens: 775th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 790th in the regionMost Cultured: 793rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 838th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 854th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 873rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 912th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 969th in the regionMost Secular: 990th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 990th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,002nd in the region

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